I wanna be adored - join our club!
Wed 25 Jun
Which of the following words describes you best?
Hot, hip, wicked, crazy, neat, radical, excellent, fresh, fly, the sh*t, groovy. None, right? Fear not, help is at hand from The Duchess and blinding cooldom awaits those until now resigned to being His Majesty King Nerd IV or The Girl Most Likely To Be The Next Britney Spears. A measly £3 gets you five badges (one for each of your favourite jackets/bags) and a membership card - just fill out a simple form, hand over the money and you can start saving dosh instantly! Just show your card/badge at the door to get the discount club admission b4 11.30pm and that saves trying to get a flyer or scrabbling around for your NUS card – how green are we? Or at the bar for your exclusive members deals! Easy! All we need is 'yer name, email addy and mobile (text alerts, last minute offers etc). None of these details will be passed to third parties. Conditions: You have to be able to spell your name No card/badge, no discount A membership card does not guarantee admission eg we're full or you don't bring your ID Print out the application form below (just right click and print picture), fill it in and bring it along with £3. Or call at the venue during the day 10 – 5. Or ask us at a gig or club. But please bear with us if we're busy when applying for membership during your night out, we're good, but we've only got two arms each!

